Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Just some funny things

Dear Jacob,

Well I already know tomorrow will be stressful, because you have had one crazy morning already! (You are like a time machine, its great having a boyfriend a day ahead of me!) So I was looking some things on religion after our talk today, and I found something that I know you will find glorious! It was called "believe in God instant breath spray" Here is its catchy little add..

Believe in God Instantly Breath Spray:


Do you doubt the existence of the Almighty? Or maybe you're simply not sure if there's a God up there or not. If this describes you, you probably envy your religious friends and their unwavering belief in a higher power. They don't have a care in the world, because they know someone is looking out for them.

Well, here's a way to instantly step into the light -- It's called "Believe In God Instantly Breath Spray." Some breath sprays promise to freshen your breath. Other breath sprays say they'll make you popular and kissable. But only this one offers to solve every problem and give your world meaning and purpose.

Just one toke of this minty spray, and you may very well hear the heavenly angels singing up above. If you keep an open mind and soul, the spirit will embrace you, even as your tongue tingles from the refreshing peppermint taste sensation.

According to some, Armageddon will be arriving any day now. For less than six bucks, you can buy some Believe In God Instantly Spray and take the Express Lane to salvation. Don't worry... When the Rapture comes, if you find it didn't work and you're still Earth-bound, we'll give you a complete refund.

Anyway, enough with that. lets see, I told you about all the crazy chinese speaking girls from malaysia in my chinese class...and the creeper guy. I told you about the interesting conversations I have had with your friends, and I have told you (but never enough) that I miss you and hope you have a good day, so thats all I know (or more importantly, all you want to hear about, lol)

Have a peachy keen day! (get it...peach-colored text, peachy keen... :)

Kisses and Hugs,

lala


I would like to add a correction to an earlier post also, in the story "the night of the attack" the third picture (the one that has no meaning, haha) I would like to correct that what is on the TV is, indeed South Park, but it isnt an army, it is a bunch of pirates. It makes the picture EVEN BETTER! (Because pirates are the bomb, and Im going to be a pirate on the River Saskatchewan!)

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